i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
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Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
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I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
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