i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
You picked me up and threw me on a barstool and shoved shots in front of me.
Thats like the definition of a good friend
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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