I met the friendliest cop last night
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
Just finished off half a bottle of vodka. Can't take in anymore liquids so I ate 3 spoonfuls of your powdered gatorade to fight off the hangover. Wish me luck and check me for a pulse when you get in!
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.