The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
All I want is dick and wine.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
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