Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
Dude, we got to the strip club as they were closing, and you starting crying because, and I quote, "This is the closest to birthday sex I'm gonna get."
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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