We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
We literally played a game called pass the child which consisted of us shitfaced tossing the 5 year old birthday boy at each other
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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