I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
Okay we're getting vodka and coming
Okay. Joe has my machete attached to his belt
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
Company meeting and there he was. Felt a little weird like 'last night you were telling me how your dick loves me, and now we're listening to a report on sales figures'.
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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