Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
Mom chose Thanksgiving to tell me the reason I am here is because she was too tired to give my dad a BJ and too drunk to make him pull out.
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
A reply to my tweet is getting more likes than mine, the disrespect is real
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