no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
You were so drunk that you were trying to take pictures of a MILF at the park so you could send them to Adam, but you didn't want to "seem creepy," so you used taking pictures of her son as a cover. Needless to say, cops were called.
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
I woke up to him drunk-t-bagging me, saying "huevos rancheros" were being served for breakfast.
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
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