last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
Just woke up to find that I'd left a stove burner on for the past 6 hours or so. I'm now banned from Ambien cooking.
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
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