Are you drinking alone?
no, i'm watching house
That doesn't count.
wtf, then i'm always alone
covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
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