It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
I don't know... But I do think this is probably the longest series of texts we've written discussing your cock. David was right, it is a brave new world. Also, slow day at work again?
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
Did copperhead road at the bar. All the girl next to me did was stare at my glorious bouncing tits. CAN I FUCKING HELP YOU?? I worked hard for these tits.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
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