Where is the hickey?
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
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no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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