the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
Woke up to pictures of me cooking wings with a blow torch.
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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