First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
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I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
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Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
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