this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
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