Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
Sign #1 this conference will suck: Ice breaker question, how many proud virgins do we have in the room, overwhelming response. Looks like I'm not getting laid this weekend.
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
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this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
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Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
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