love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
I think I'll bring the beer we scavenged from that other party. What goes around comes around, especially when it's Corona because that shit is not staying in my fridge
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
I just watched an intern spill two trays of coffee inside a spinning door
Best exit from a building ever
Just got hit on via LinkedIn..do I capitalize on this opportunity/land a job or reply something sassy
Randomize
