marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
He's attempting to seduce me with thanksgiving-themed sexual metaphors... It's working.
I'm sitting alone in a bar pretending to watch football because I don't know where the liquor store is around here and I'll be god damned I'm going to be sober on my day off.
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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