i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
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She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
I knew it was gonna be weird when she opened the condom with scissors
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
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Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
Playing Cards Against Humanity with my relatives at Christmas while I'm stoned was a bad idea...
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
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