I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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