Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
Wtf am i supposed to tell my kids when they ask about my first time? "Mommy got drunk off her ass and fucked a total stranger in another stranger's bedroom, then got abandoned by the selfish prick and walk of shamed to the nearest gas station to call a cab, but ended up passed out in a park in a pool of her own puke."
At least mommy was smart enough to use protection and hack into the asshole's facebook account.
Well of course. Mommy may be a slutty drunk but she ain't no idiot.
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
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