i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
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I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
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Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
I often worry that if I get famous, people from my past will recognize me and start talking to the media
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