Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
too bad you live with your parents still
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
The woman at walgreens tried to sell me clearance condoms with my fake eyelashes. Does it look like I get laid?
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so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
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I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
Had to snap chat three different people to ask who left the bite mark on my thigh. All three said "Wasn't me". Now I can't wear a bathing suit to my mom's pool.
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
What the fuck dude? Now it's a "who is this?" convo going back and forth. Like... helllloooo you just sent me a picture of your penis! I'm entitled to ask who the fuck it is. I can't verify an identity by a body part.
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
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