So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
I had to show the prof your text saying that I could pick up your midterm for you. I covered the part of the screen saying you weren't there because you were about to have morning choke sex.
I am 48% hangover, 48% bruises and 2% fingers I'm texting with.
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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