god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Just figured out how to smoke weed with a toaster.
I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
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Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
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I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
Her car is covered in frozen vomit, and she lost her iPhone. I'm also pretty sure I smoked crack last night. Rest in peace 2014.
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
It probably doesn't matter because I'm drunk...but I'm sorry for getting you drunk, having you almost lose your place to live, all your friends, permanently lose your liver functions, throwing up on my floor, losing virginity...etc...mostly I'm sorry for making you watch: cabin in the woods.
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