It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
I'm not looking forward to the waking up early part. Or actually the wedding part. Or the reception part. But I am looking forward to the meaningless sex with some random guy I meet at the reception part.
I did something stupid with eggs call me when you get up. Cops were also involved.
he thought i was a dude.
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
Randomize
