Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
i awoke yet another morning with penis breath. ive been so generous santa has to bring me a shit ton of presents
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
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Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
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I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.
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