Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
Ummm so I just found the baby pumpkin that was on my porch last night in Village Pizza this morning on their counter. The cashier said some drunk girl came in and told him it was a present.
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
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Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
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I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
Yes, you can glue plastic eyes to my dick and take pictures while I'm asleep. If you tell anyone I said you could do that Ima fight you.
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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