I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
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My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
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how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
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