i mistaked the back of her knee for her vagina
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
She told me I should be a condom model.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
all my money is vodka money
I have never read a truer sentence.
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
i like him enough to wash my sheets.. but not enough to finally get that pink lemonade and vodka slushy stain out of my carpet
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