i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
he quoted the bible to break up with me
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When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
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Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
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