no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
Tonight that bitch will not be with him. You will drunkingly talk him out of this wedding. It is your duty as the one with the least amount of soul. Good luck.
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
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