haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
That awkward moment when the dude you blew on camera in college friend requests you on Facebook.
Who is this?!????
That awkward moment when you think you're texting a friend the above statement, but instead you text a stranger.
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
This is an alert from the drunk police: you have reached the point of no return. Text messages past this point are illegible.
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
Dry spell is over and now I’m drowning in a river of dick. The dam broke and now half the dicks in DC are trying get in my skirt
It’s a glorious dick miracle!
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