Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
You wrote me a check. For zero dollars. For my soul. Dick.
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
I just sent a Slack that autocorrected tomorrow to gonorrhoea. Please note that Slack autocorrect isn’t very good.
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