So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
the only evidence i have from this weekend existing is a title page for a novel i tried writing called "the oyster who gave up drinking"
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
My mom said she saw you at the bar last night and asked how you were. She said, you replied with, "Oh you know, just knocked up."
Figured I'd get right to the point
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
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