He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
i just realized that the oil change sticker on my windshield is a day before the last time i had sex. I've driven exactly 10500 miles since.
you need to get laid.. and an oil change.
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
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