I am far too drunk to be making a tuna melt . There's blood EVERYWHERE.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
I walked up to a girl in a bar, and all I was capable of doing was taking my beer and bumping it up to hers. While doing so, all I could say was "Bud Light". She walked away.
This morning I proved to myself and all the kids on the playground that I can't puke and drive.
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How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
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I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
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