A homeless man in dtwn SF was blasting lil wayne and singing at the top of his lungs. I kinda wanted to give him my life savings
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
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I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
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Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
Come share oat with me in your robe
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
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