Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
I ditched my one night stand in the hotel lobby. How did he add me on Snapchat?
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
Punched myself in the face trying to open a bottle of Vicodin one handed. Night is going well.
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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