am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
I'm watching CSI, they found semen in the woman's ear.
Guess she heard her killer coming
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
if elf comes on TV one more time i swear to god i will smash my brains out with this fruitcake
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
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