ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
I found a body half wedged into my bedroom wall this morning. How do I explain THIS to the carpenters?
woke up next to the new dishwasher. set the record for banging a new employee to 6 hours...i should be a professional sexual predator
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
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