what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
I want her autograph on my taint
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
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