It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
i just opened the overnight bag i packed at 2am last night. Apparently all i thought id need was a handful of quarters, mascara and one sock
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
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Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
TAing a class of 300 froshies and being so hungover I forgot a bra is my way of making dreams come true.
I just saw an appointment in my phone called "it's been a month" I think I drunkly did that after I slept with Paul to remind myself to check if I got knocked up... I'm smarter drunk than sober.
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
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I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
This guy on tinder just told me that he wanted to tie me up and asked me what I thought. I told him I wanted tacos
At one point, the bartender wrote out the words "please kill me" on some receipt paper and slid it across the bar to me.
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
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