never play flip cup with pint glasses
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
Omg. Never. Take a laxative the day you are going on. A date.
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
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