Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
If I ever write a book, i'm calling it "why do i work with fucktards?"
It'll be a good sequel to my other book, "why do i sleep with fucktards?"
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
Now I have to set an alarm for less than 6 hours from now to wake her up, get her showered and get her to her first day of tutoring a kid from her church. WTF is my life?
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
Chick in the reindeer getup puked on Baby Jesus last night. But then she bought us all empanadas so she's cool.
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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