break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
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