so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
handjob tips. give me some.
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
He said I was really mad at him on Friday. Dude I fell asleep in all my clothes and shoes, with my flashlight on, on my phone... I could have been mad at the wall. It wasn't my classiest day.
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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