he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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