Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
She offered to make me a fruit roll up salad for breakfast...I'm not sure if that's the coolest or weirdest thing ever...
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
if my 20s were a chapter in my autobiography, it would be called "the room is spinning and my hands smell like dick"
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