so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
im on a boat
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