He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
Look. If you get me out of this speeding ticket you can bang my sister. Or my mom. But not both.
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
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