I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
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i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
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Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
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