forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
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