Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
he just payed for our date, after telling him I was leaving early to meet my fuck buddy. is there something lower than friendzone I can stick this guy in?
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
We are planning a drunk snapchat treasure hunt for tomorrow, and the treasure is his penis, this is a game I'm not willing to loose.
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
This is not a drill. I need a cape. And a tuxedo. Simultaneously. Repeat. NOT. A. DRILL....
Hey buddy, turns out those were the PB&shroomwiches, soooo you may want to reconsider dinner with your girlfriends family tonight...
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
Randomize
