I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
Puked in my purse on my Uber ride home last night. Safe to say it's not a good idea to beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
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